Oxymorons!

English class is one of my favorites because I really like words and writing an essay is super easy for me. I thoroughly enjoy learning new vocabulary words and once I've learned them I anxoiusly await an opportunity to use them. The dictionary and thesarus are my favorite reference books. I also dominate in Scrabble and Mad Gab. I could play for hours.

I also enjoy literary devices such as alliteration and irony. However, my absolute favorite is the oxymoron. Oxymorons are so much fun to use and stumbling upon new ones fills my heart with joy. I have come up with a list of some of the oxymorons that I like:

1. jumbo shrimp


2. boxing ring


3. bittersweet


4. black light


5. constant change


6. definite maybe


7. larger half


8. live recording


9. mindless thinking


10. plastic silverware


11. original copy


12. freezer burn


13. hard water


14. pretty ugly


15. seriously funny

Now wasn't that SO much fun!?!